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Thank you all for reading this review here! If you’d like more gaming-centric articles and reviews and even some really dumb satire, head on over to my dedicated game and media site, The Avalanche Rebels. All of my gaming articles Continue reading CirKA SNES Controller Review
What started as a super-hyped action-over-exploration take on the Metroid series, after its first cutscene, quickly devolved into ruining everything that made Samus’ character special by turning her into the most cliche tropey girl with daddy issues ever and solidifying Continue reading Metroid: The Baby The Baby The Baby Review
Earlier this year, Hyperkin released their long-delayed ‘next gen’ clone console, the RetroN 5– a system that boasts the ability to play games from five different types of cartridge digitally in HD. Think of it as an emulation machine for Continue reading RetroN 5 Review: A Modern Answer To Retro Needs
With his recent inclusion in Super Smash Bros. as an assist trophy, I thought it time to finally review the game that the Prince of Sable is from- an obscure and awesome little Japanese-exclusive GameBoy title called For The Frog Continue reading Short Review: For The Frog The Bell Tolls
Few people in the States may have heard of Mega Man: The Wily Wars. Wily Wars is a compilation ala Super Mario All-Stars featuring 16-bit upgrades of Mega Man, Mega Man 2, and Mega Man 3, with an unlockable 3-boss Continue reading Mega Man: The Wily Wars Review
Animal Crossing for the Nintendo GameCube began life as a late-era Nintendo 64 title called Dobutsu no Mori (lit. ‘Animal Forest’). As the story goes, when it was decided to bring it westward, Nintendo of America had the task of Continue reading Animal Crossing Review
By early 2000, the Pokémon craze was just about over. The first games released in North America and Europe had played out their popularity; the second games were coming out soon, to be enjoyed by those who bothered staying with Continue reading Pokemon Trading Card Game Reivew
[This review was written for Gamnesia.com as part of the Throwback Thursday series of retro reviews.] Kirby’s Dream Land 2, the direct sequel to the Game Boy title that started the franchise, sees Kirby returning to Dream Land to find Continue reading Kirby’s Dream Land 2 Review
This review was shared by Zelda Informer with pictures, italics, and all-new unnecessary grammar errors! In honor of next week’s re-release of the two oft-overlooked greats on the 3DS eShop, I’ve decided to write a full review of both to Continue reading Zelda: Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages Review
Uncharted: Multiplatform Gore with Bad Acting I’m not the biggest Tomb Raider fan, but when I saw this when it was first shown at last year’s E3, I was immediately sold and ready for pre-order. I wasn’t sure what to Continue reading Tomb Raider [2013] Review! (Single Player)